( Private || Off the network thoughts -- recent, or sort of recent... )

( Private || Off the network thoughts of the past few days... )

[ this? it's the sound of someone hitting the ground running--sort of, or flailing, whichever, and soon there is the sound of someone falling on his face because awkward landing from the sky was awkward okay? okay. ]

Uhhhh...

...you've got to be kidding me.